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Mind Map That! 2011

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This album is under construction. Songs will be added throughout the year as they are created... Some of the songs have a video. Watch all the videos here: youtube.com/mindmapthat Read the blog behind the songs: mindmapthat.com

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released January 6, 2011

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Mind Map That Columbus, Ohio

Mind Map That is a blog of comedy videos and music. The person behind MMT is Kara. Kara is also 1/2 of Team Smile and Nod. Collaborative creativity is encouraged! Everything on MMT is released under a Creative Commons License that allows anyone to remix, mash-up, share, use, modify, warp, re-do, re-whateva' the content as long as it's for noncommercial purposes and credit is given. ... more

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Track Name: Ted Williams: Homeless Hero with a Golden Voice
WORDS:

Panhandling on I-71
When a journalist reads his sign
As the journalist gives a dollar bill
Our ears are given quite a thrill

He’s moving’ up this world
Giving us all such a thrill with his
Smooth, silky, velvety vocal cords
Ted Williams… so smooth…
The homeless hero… with a golden voice…

Camouflaged in camouflage
Living’ on the streets of Columbus
2 years sober from alcohol and drugs
A former radio announcer

His dream is to rebound
To make his mother proud
Now the hottest guest on TV
With job offers from the Cavaliers, NFL, and MTV
Like what? That is so awesome. So flippin’ awesome.
He’s going’ home to Brooklyn
To make his mother proud!
He’s gonna make his 92 year old mother proud!

A humble man who appreciates life
He’s not taking this for granted
A homeless hero with a golden voice
Rebounds with a viral video.
Track Name: Polydactyl Super Cat
WORDS-
Polydactyl super cat
Polydactyl super cat
Polydactyl super-duper cat
Kitty cat

She’s got 21 digits
21 digits on her mitten paws
She’s got 21 digits
All the extra digits act like opposable thumbs
She can open doors
Catch toys in the air
Play fetch and take a toy from here to there
She’s got 21 digits
21 digits on her mitten paws

Polydactyl super cat
Polydactyl super cat
Polydactyl super-duper cat
Kitty cat
Track Name: Lurking (Feat. nickleus)
WORDS:
The torment
Of being a human being
The torment
Of being a sentient being
The torment
Of this awareness

Deep within
Every moment
We know
Death is lurking

We’ve built up our defenses
So very well
That we are unable to penetrate
Our own mind’s fortress
It stifles our consciences
So we forget the imminent

Deep within
Every moment
We know
Death is lurking

If we didn’t have this ability
This mental blockade of reality
If we didn’t have this ability
Would we be evolved?
Would we be stunted with agony?
Would we go literally crazy?
Track Name: Dead Heat (Feat. Covert)
WORDS:
Every cloud has a silver lining
I’ll cross my fingers that you’ll find your feet.

Drastic times call for drastic measures
Now I’ve got an axe to grind
About that chip on your shoulder
And all of your slips of the tongue
You know you’re mad as a hatter
With your nose all out of joint
Always adding fuel to the fire
It’s down to the wire
Listen up.

Every cloud has a silver lining
I’ll cross my fingers that you’ll find your feet
With all those skeletons in your closet
The jury’s out and it’s a dead heat.

It’s been dog eat dog
Cuz’ you’re set in your ways
With your foot in your mouth
Never been on the same page
Cuz’ you’ve been crying wolf
You’ve been throwing stones
You’ve been biting the hand
You’re a wolf in sheep’s clothes

Every cloud has a silver lining
I’ll cross my fingers that you’ll find your feet
With all those skeletons in your closet
The jury’s out and it’s a dead heat.

A shot in the dark
Just a slap on your wrist
A taste of your own medicine
I ain’t beating around the bush
I’ve been around the block
Now I’m calling it off
So put your best foot forward
And not in your mouth.

Every cloud has a silver lining
I’ll cross my fingers that you’ll find your feet
With all those skeletons in your closet
The jury’s out and it’s a dead heat.

You’re the worst of both worlds
This is the last straw
You’re in over your head
You got off on the wrong foot
And now you’re on your last leg
You’ve rocked the boat
Now it’s sink or swim
Do an about face
Or you’ll be between a rock and a hard, hard place.
Track Name: Couldn't Care Less (Feat. nickleus)
WORDS-
I could care less.
I couldn’t care less.
Use your brain.
Learn the difference.

It’s spreading.
What’s spreading?
The ignorance.
What?
The incorrect usage.
Huh?
Of a common phrase.
Oh.

It’s spreading.
What’s spreading?
The disrespect.
What?
Of sensical language
Huh?
Of a common phrase.
Oh.

All too often my ears are burned when I hear the use of an incorrect word.
If a person says that they COULD care less
They are saying that they are still capable of LESS caring.
But if a person uses the phrase correctly by using the contraction of the two words COULD and NOT
They successful express in the conversation that they truly do not care.
In summary, I could care less about the way you speak
But I couldn’t care less if you care for me. See?

I couldn’t care less.
I could care less.
Use your brain.
Learn the difference.
Track Name: Mind Map That, Anchor Mejans, Mystro - Ants!
WORDS-
Ants……………
meandering along the blanket
A caravan across the picnic desert
High above I view as Demi-God observer
Isn’t this what Imagination’s for?

Satellites whiz about the lonely planet
Directory assistance from afar
Codes in vibratory sequence map solutions
Remote viewing a-priori non-rational

Verbose ciphers inscribe a protocol encryption
Algorithms fingerprint validity
Esoteric doctrines veil midwives of science
Polyglots in Babel rewrite their ancestry

A mystic courtier with keys
Approaches the girdle of Time…
Oh my - oh my – the keys do not fit!
Through mental arches seekers seek perfection
circumambulate a blind alley….

Productive man achieving his end with a multiplicity of accomplishments
Devouring man achieving his end through a monopolistic attitude

The state of the senses:
Plateau of wisdom
Plateau of spirituality
Plateau of immortality…………………………………………………
(look at all those ants - so determined)
Track Name: Mind Map That, CSoul, Trivient - Spinning (Featuring CSoul and Trivient)
WORDS-
Spinning in a spiral that comes to an end
The way war ends for most is death
We perpetuate this violence
Electing leaders with blood on their hands
While we the people live in disconnected fear
Too afraid to speak, too afraid they’ll hear

Spinning in a spiral that comes to an end
Disregarding the signs from our environment
Ignoring warnings from our scientists
Electing leaders owned by corporations
Who continue to discount environmental degradation
To make a fucking buck

Spinning in a spiral that comes to an end
We the people are our only chance
To end this cycle, change within
Find compassion for all living beings

Rise up, rise above
Evolve through peace
Evolve with love

Turn the end into the beginning.
Track Name: His Last Few Days: Mayfly
WORDS-
A year to cycle from egg to adult
Between each stage the mayfly molts…

His last few days are his first few days with wings
Oh mayfly- waste no time
Time to get busy with mid-air mating
Oh mayfly- meet your fate
Join the swarm and copulate
Oh mayfly- make haste
And keep on mating… keep on mating… keep on mating…

It seems so fun to fly over lakes and streams
Especially after living most of life without wings
It seems so tempting to just soar and explore
And see everything past your watery home
But- you have two sets of genitalia for a reason
The time has come to rapidly use them

His last few days are his first few days with wings
Oh mayfly- now’s the time
To find a mate to bump and grind
Oh mayfly- seize the day
Rise up and copulate
Oh mayfly- make haste
And keep on mating… keep on mating… keep on mating…

There is no
No time to eat
No- no time to sleep
Just time to breed
So you can release your seed
In the form of eggs

His last few days are his first few days with wings
Oh mayfly- waste no time
Time to get busy with mid-air mating
Oh mayfly- meet your fate
Join the swarm and copulate
Oh mayfly- make haste
And keep on mating… copulating… lay those eggs and… die.