LYRICS: I've got my head in the clouds... Metaphorically... And now physically... I've got my head... in the clouds.

LYRICS: My mother was an organ donor Somebody has my mother's eyes. My mother died They took her eyes And mailed us a certificate Saying "thank you for this gift of sight" Now I can't help but to think That someone's looking through my mother's eyes And I wonder if it helps them with their life Besides... The obvious... Gift... Of sight... My mother was an organ donor Somebody has my mother's eyes.

LYRICS: Dead flesh, carcass Would you like a sandwich, please? I drained the blood and sliced them up Would you like a sandwich, please? No one ever sees the killing No one ever hears them scream No one ever sees the killing We just call them meat. Dead flesh, carnage Would you like a sandwich, please? I drained the blood and sliced them up Would you like a sandwich, please? No one ever sees the killing No one ever hears them scream No one ever sees the killing We just call them meat.

LYRICS: Hey there caffeine, I love you in the morning You lift my spirits when my lips meet that cup Then mid-morning, I feel you a –callin’ And sometimes meet you for a super-quick gulp But would you catch me if I were falling Would you give me breath to breathe? Do you love me when you’re w/o me? My friends are sayin’ you’re not what you seem Hey there caffeine, you made me so mean When I drank you and you-ooo wore off Then in the evening, you’re nowhere to be seen Cuz’ I can’t drink you after 5 o’clock Or I stay UP, UP, UP!

LYRICS: She was earnest, she was serious She just really wanted to know- anything that I would tell She was curious, she was incredulous She was searching for her truth, wondering if it would include… CHORUS: A 70 year old woman on a quest- to find out if she’s in the closet But first she must know- the science behind the show How do lesbians have sex? She asked me- how do lesbians have sex? She understood how 2 guys do, but- How do lesbians have sex? She threw me off, in disbelief Surprised to hear those words - requesting adjectives and verbs I said I need- some time to think So I ran through my head- how to answer that requests From a… CHORUS So I thought- it all through And decided that I must- answer and not put it off And what I said- blew her mind She just couldn’t believe what people are doing these days CHORUS

LYRICS: Mosquito restaurant on my legs Open 24 hours a day Mosquito pub on my legs Blood on tap is here to stay Itchy, itchy, bump, bump... Mosquito potluck on my legs No one brought a dish to share they just eat my legs... Itchy, itchy, bump, bump...

WORDS: Walking down the street and I see a friend But I don’t really want to talk to them Start fexting Wha? Fake texting Oh. I got to work the same time as my boss Walking through the parking lot she wants to talk Start fexting Wha? Fake texting Oh. Just get out your phone Open it up Pretend to type a message so you don’t have to talk That’s fexting Wha? Fake texting Oh. I said fexting Hot! Fake texting Fexting.

LYRICS: Wednesday night We had a little fright As we pulled into our driveway There was a box in sight A bag of food and a note The note said Banjo the ferret’s inside Banjo was abandoned In 90 degree summer heat Banjo was abandoned Who could be so mean? When we opened the box Pencil holes on the top And duct tape securing the lid The tape was loose The water dish flipped Inside there was no ferret Banjo was abandoned And Banjo had made her escape! Banjo was abandoned Who could be such a creep? We left out water and food And we left the scene Until the next evening When we searched again And called her name As we put out food Around the corner she came! Banjo was abandoned She escaped and she came back! Banjo was abandoned Does anyone want a ferret? We had a lot of fun with this little song about Banjo. But Banjo is a real life ferret. And whoever abandoned Banjo is a real life coward. It wasn’t hard to call up HOFA- Heart of Ohio Ferret Association and Rescue. In fact, they came to pick up Banjo within a couple days. Now Banjo’s in ferret foster care until they find loving home to adopt her. Please be responsible. Please only take in animals that you can take care of. If you can no longer provide for your pet, find it a loving home or find an awesome animal shelter. Leaving it at someone’s door is just stupid and unpredictable. Thank you, HOFA. Thank you, you. And good night. http://www.hofa-rescue.org

LYRICS: you go to work each day to a job that hardly pays with no hope for a raise doin’ stuff that you hate but it’s easy and no one cares when you get there or when you leave what are you doin’? what are you doin’ with your life? what are you doin’? what are you doin’ with you time? so you get home eat dinner all alone and pet your dog and watch the evening news and go to bed so you can get up and go to that job that you hate what are you doin’? what are you doin’ with your life? what are you doin’? what are you doin’ with you time? and then one day, just another day you wake up and decide to skip a day of work of that job that you hate- oh how you hate it so you determine to have some fun so you get out a pair of scissors and decide to run around b/c your parents always told you you’d poke your eyes out so you run and run and run all around your house you run and run and run around your backyard and then you trip b/c you forgot to dig up that tree root that’s protruding out of the ground and all of a sudden you see blood dripping on the grass but you don’t see it that well b/c you realize that it’s dripping from your eye so you can only see the blood dripping out of your good eye so you laugh and laugh and laugh and can’t stop laughing so you choke and choke and choke on the blood that keeps dripping from your eye and you die on the spot with the scissors in your eye and your mouth filled up with blood but you were happy for the first time in years so so happy based on the irony of what had happened but you wished that your loved ones could know that you died so happy but you knew you weren’t a pretty site with the scissors in your eye and your mouth filled up with blood if only they could know how you felt.

WORDS- Just a Glass Chords: Eb-G-Ab-G BPM: 105 Just a glass of wine with dinner Just a glass or two to relax Just a sip of wine to melt the stress away Oh- it’s so good for your health No, you can’t be an alcoholic If you know how to hold the glass If you can swirl the wine around In the glass and inside of your mouth No, you can’t have a drinkin’ problem If you look for the legs of the wine If you can smell the bouquet and aroma And know how to take your sweet time Just a glass of wine with dinner Just a glass or two to relax Just a sip of wine to melt the stress away Oh- it’s so good for your health No, you can’t be a booze abuser If you put your nose in the glass If you inhale the aroma deeply And you can tell the difference No, you don’t need to join AA If you know the right words to use If you can taste the body and balance And smell oak, flowers, and fruit And you can’t be an alcoholic If you count the finish after you sip If you note the after taste And remember to do all of this… Just a glass of wine with dinner Just a glass or two to relax Just a sip of wine to melt the stress away Oh- it’s so good for your health Just a glass.